The Black Bra (as told by a woman)........

I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..



Here's how it all went.


My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He looked at me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams - I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.


The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?"

OK, this made me crack up.

AndresEscobar wrote:OK, this made me crack up.

works for me ...

TandT wrote:I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..



Here's how it all went.


My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He looked at me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams - I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.


The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?"

LOL good stuff, needed a laugh this morning.


Welcome to the forum btw, glad you made it.

Paximus wrote:

TandT wrote:I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..



Here's how it all went.


My engaged friend:

The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He looked at me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams - I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.


The mistress:

Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night.


Then I had to share my story:

When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said, "What's for dinner, Zorro?"

LOL good stuff, needed a laugh this morning.


Welcome to the forum btw, glad you made it.

Thanks ... needed to hang my hat somewhere ... and with a lot of old friends here, it was an easy choice ....

That is quite funny - thanks! I needed a laugh this afternoon - it's FRIDAY but only 4:15 tick tock tick tock.