A man was sitting on the sofa watching TV when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen. “What would you like for dinner my Love ? Chicken, beef, or lamb ?”
He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
"F*** you, you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."
He said, "Thank you, I'll have chicken."
"F*** you, you're having soup. I was talking to the cat."