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    Post by TandT Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:32 pm

    It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

    One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb).

    The average man's private area is three times the length of his thumb..

    Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

    A woman's heart beats faster than a man's...

    There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

    Women blink twice as often as men.

    The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

    Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

    If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

    Women reading this will be finished now.

    Men are still busy checking their thumbs.
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    Post by TiffaniLane Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:55 pm

    ha, shows how right that is....

    i was checking my thumb to see what I would be packing

    ha

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    Post by Percy Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:01 pm

    TiffaniLane wrote:ha, shows how right that is....

    i was checking my thumb to see what I would be packing

    ha

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    Well its never as enormous as those super duper bionic solar powered jackhammer like dildos you ladies buy in the store but we do try.

    What of the guy with short but fat thumbs, ive heard thickness is always better than length and we all cant be blessed with both I suppose.


    Woman Dies After Using Jackhammer As Dildo
    Posted on May 5, 2009 by tubesteak

    ARNDALE, OK – Sheriff’s investigators have closed the unsettling case of a 49-year-old female construction worker found dead in her driveway after a neighbor witnessed her using a high-powered jackhammer to pleasure herself.

    After a two-day investigation in which officials initially suspected foul play–Shirley Dent’s death on May 1 has now been ruled an accident “after severe internal distress induced by the machine was discovered,” Det.-Sgt. Karl Sprout of the Alpara County Sheriff’s Office said yesterday.

    On May 1, a neighbor witnessed a naked Ms. Dent in her driveway “struggling to direct a jackhammer toward her mid-section.” The alarmed neighbor notified police after hearing ear-splitting moans of distress that carried over the raucous jackhammer. Authorities arrived at the scene to an unresponsive Ms. Dent, who was then transported to West Grenier Hospital where she was pronounced dead shortly thereafter.

    The recently divorced Ms. Dent had been questioned by authorities three times over the past month after neighbors complained of her running a prostiution ring from her home. Records also show that Ms. Dent supplemented her income as the sole proprietor of a sex toy distributor.

    Ms. Dent’s alleged extracurricular activities appear to be unrelated to her death. A neighbor who declined to be identified said, “She was a horny lady, especially after her husband moved out. My family could hear moans coming from her place all the time.”



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    Post by TiffaniLane Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:02 pm

    Paximus wrote:
    TiffaniLane wrote:ha, shows how right that is....

    i was checking my thumb to see what I would be packing

    ha

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    Well its never as enormous as those super duper bionic solar powered jackhammer like dildos you ladies buy in the store but we do try.

    What of the guy with short but fat thumbs, ive heard thickness is always better than length and we all cant be blessed with both I suppose.

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    hahaha, well, Pax, the first mistake is assuming that's the most important part of a mans body Razz hahaha
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    Post by Percy Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:13 pm

    The Human Body ..... Gene_simmonsMe? Assumptions? Who you kiddin'? Razz
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    Post by ziggy Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:24 pm

    ha ha ha - this is a great topic.

    Human body movement amazes me. That's why I love to go to Cirque shows and watch sports and ballet and anything movement oriented that takes skill and control. I can sit and watch a pitcher throw over and over and analyze all the different things he does to affect change in the pitch. I love knowing about the technical aspects of a sport - like what makes a golf swing better or what edge of the skates make the flow do something different.

    That's why I love to dance - to figure out how to control every muscle and defy gravity and use physics to spin faster and create illusions.
    I am in awe of what humans will try - from those extreme sports to bending themselves into pretzels. We are the only animal species that tests our animal abilities to the max in so many different ways.

    Having said that I am a HUGE drag to go bowling with or play pool because I'm trying to get coaching from everyone to improve my skill and they all just want me to shut up and have fun - and then the upside is they buy me lots of beer.

    edited to add: I may be one of few females who loves to watch mixed martial arts fighting. I fricking love that.
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    Post by TiffaniLane Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:55 am

    OH no dear Ziggy I love it too. Really any kind of sport with violent contact and large testosterone. Mixed Martial Arts, Football, Boxing...LOVE IT!
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    Post by Percy Tue Feb 23, 2010 10:59 am

    TiffaniLane wrote:OH no dear Ziggy I love it too. Really any kind of sport with violent contact and large testosterone. Mixed Martial Arts, Football, Boxing...LOVE IT!
    Never watched it although I love all sports, I will have to check it out.
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    Post by bandersnatch45 Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:54 pm

    Ya know what having small hands and small feet means?









    Small gloves and shoes.
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    Post by tapu Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:57 pm

    HA! Sometimes I point out how big Asa's shoes are (bigger than mine and he's only 10), and I say, "You know what that means, don't you? Means he's got big feet!"

    Asa thinks it's funny and he doesn't even really get it. Smile
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    Post by bandersnatch45 Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:59 pm

    tapu wrote:HA! Sometimes I point out how big Asa's shoes are (bigger than mine and he's only 10), and I say, "You know what that means, don't you? Means he's got big feet!"

    Asa thinks it's funny and he doesn't even really get it. Smile

    as soon as the word gets out, the little girls are gonna knock his door down.
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    Post by tapu Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:59 pm

    yeah... or the little boys....
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    Post by Servant of the Nine Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:25 am

    tapu wrote:yeah... or the little boys....


    He will probably be hot for babes, his role model is.

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