by Percy Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:51 pm
lil lady wrote:[quote="earthenjug
you'll never understand, will you? I had to kill her because
she wouldn't put the fork down! She was eating me out of house and home and with the job situation after Jim died, I really am not making enough money until some other dude comes around to stick his arm up my fucking ass and makes me talk...and I'm still not gonna talk...they may be able to make my mouth move, but narey a sound will come out unless...
"Unless, of course, its Lindsey Lohan sticking her hand up my ass, yea, then I will talk all you want me to, but short of that I want a new goddamned contract and until I get one..."
I had to interupt the little slimeball and said..."The body, the body, the fucking body Kermit, do you understand we have a dead fucking body in the trunk of my car and its YOUR FUCKING EX WIFE, Miss goddamned Piggy, even Oprah is going to start asking questions now so what do you suggest we do asshole...?"