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    Post by Guest Thu Feb 25, 2010 12:49 pm

    Improv from the work improvisation
    –noun
    1. an act of improvising.
    2. something improvised

    The idea of the game is someone writes a few sentences and someone else adds to it
    Then another person adds to that and soon we will have a story. Sometimes a very bizarre story but it’s fun


    I was on my way to work when I say that traffic up ahead was slowing down. I didn’t want to be late again so I
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    Post by TiffaniLane Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:19 pm

    I decided to pass in the exit Lane. Just as I was about to make my move
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    Post by Percy Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:32 pm

    TiffaniLane wrote:I decided to pass in the exit Lane. Just as I was about to make my move

    I glanced over my shoulder to the right and there sat...
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    Post by Guest Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:56 pm

    Paximus wrote:
    TiffaniLane wrote:I decided to pass in the exit Lane. Just as I was about to make my move

    I glanced over my shoulder to the right and there sat...
    Kermit the frog. That's when I realized
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    Post by Guest Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:04 pm

    earthenjug wrote:
    Paximus wrote:
    TiffaniLane wrote:I decided to pass in the exit Lane. Just as I was about to make my move

    I glanced over my shoulder to the right and there sat...
    Kermit the frog. That's when I realized





    Something was very wrong.
    Kermit hasn’t talked to me for years because I
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    Post by Guest Thu Feb 25, 2010 11:34 pm

    dabobkat wrote:
    earthenjug wrote:
    Paximus wrote:
    TiffaniLane wrote:I decided to pass in the exit Lane. Just as I was about to make my move

    I glanced over my shoulder to the right and there sat...
    Kermit the frog. That's when I realized





    Something was very wrong.
    Kermit hasn’t talked to me for years because I
    was fooling around with Miss Piggy, but
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    Post by karma Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:01 pm

    earthenjug wrote:[was fooling around with Miss Piggy, but
    Gonzo was getting jealous so I stopped.
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    Post by ziggy Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:10 pm

    Suddenly I heard the sound of
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    Post by Guest Fri Feb 26, 2010 11:04 pm

    a siren behind me. I
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    Post by Percy Sat Feb 27, 2010 1:02 am

    earthenjug wrote:a siren behind me. I

    I then realized I had forgotten about that fucking dead body in the trunk and began to panic...
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    Post by Guest Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:04 am

    Paximus wrote:
    earthenjug wrote:a siren behind me. I
    I then realized I had forgotten about that fucking dead body in the trunk and began to panic...
    It turned out to be an ambulance racing past me

    I still was upset that Kermit was in the car so I grabbed
    him and
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    Post by Percy Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:45 am

    dabobkat wrote:
    Paximus wrote:
    earthenjug wrote:a siren behind me. I
    I then realized I had forgotten about that fucking dead body in the trunk and began to panic...
    It turned out to be an ambulance racing past me

    I still was upset that Kermit was in the car so I grabbed
    him and

    Said "Dude, just because I was fucking around with her didnt mean you had to fucking kill her, its Miss Piggy, for chrissake, the whole world loves and adores her, how the hell are we going do dispose of her body and what we will tell everyone when they ask where she is, and by the way, what the FUCK are you doing in MY CAR and how did you get here?!" Kermit, finally coming to his fucking senses, closed his eyes and started shaking his head and said...
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    Post by Guest Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:09 pm

    Paximus wrote:
    dabobkat wrote:
    Paximus wrote:
    earthenjug wrote:a siren behind me. I
    I then realized I had forgotten about that fucking dead body in the trunk and began to panic...
    It turned out to be an ambulance racing past me

    I still was upset that Kermit was in the car so I grabbed
    him and

    Said "Dude, just because I was fucking around with her didnt mean you had to fucking kill her, its Miss Piggy, for chrissake, the whole world loves and adores her, how the hell are we going do dispose of her body and what we will tell everyone when they ask where she is, and by the way, what the FUCK are you doing in MY CAR and how did you get here?!" Kermit, finally coming to his fucking senses, closed his eyes and started shaking his head and said...

    you'll never understand, will you? I had to kill her because
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    Post by lil lady Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:20 pm

    [quote="earthenjug
    you'll never understand, will you? I had to kill her because[/quote]
    she wouldn't put the fork down! She was eating me out of house and home and with the job situation after Jim died, I really am not making enough money until some other dude comes around to stick his arm up my fucking ass and makes me talk...and I'm still not gonna talk...they may be able to make my mouth move, but narey a sound will come out unless...
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    Post by Percy Sat Feb 27, 2010 12:51 pm

    lil lady wrote:[quote="earthenjug
    you'll never understand, will you? I had to kill her because

    she wouldn't put the fork down! She was eating me out of house and home and with the job situation after Jim died, I really am not making enough money until some other dude comes around to stick his arm up my fucking ass and makes me talk...and I'm still not gonna talk...they may be able to make my mouth move, but narey a sound will come out unless...


    "Unless, of course, its Lindsey Lohan sticking her hand up my ass, yea, then I will talk all you want me to, but short of that I want a new goddamned contract and until I get one..."

    I had to interupt the little slimeball and said..."The body, the body, the fucking body Kermit, do you understand we have a dead fucking body in the trunk of my car and its YOUR FUCKING EX WIFE, Miss goddamned Piggy, even Oprah is going to start asking questions now so what do you suggest we do asshole...?"
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    Post by ziggy Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:23 pm

    "How about we make it look like a Mama Cass thing? Oh wait, minus the ham in the sandwich".
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    Post by Guest Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:50 pm

    ziggy wrote:"How about we make it look like a Mama Cass thing? Oh wait, minus the ham in the sandwich".




    “Well Kermit that would work if you hadn’t shot her 6 times,”
    I said. You think its tough being green now;
    just wait until they throw you in prison.
    You’ll have more then just a hand up your little green ass dude.





    Kermit looked out the window and I could see his mind was
    working on a new plan
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    Post by Percy Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:01 pm

    dabobkat wrote:
    ziggy wrote:"How about we make it look like a Mama Cass thing? Oh wait, minus the ham in the sandwich".




    “Well Kermit that would work if you hadn’t shot her 6 times,”
    I said. You think its tough being green now;
    just wait until they throw you in prison.
    You’ll have more then just a hand up your little green ass dude.





    Kermit looked out the window and I could see his mind was
    working on a new plan


    Meanwhile, across town, on a warm and sunny Saturday afternoon, a group of Scientologists led by...
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    Post by Guest Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:46 pm

    Paximus wrote:Meanwhile, across town, on a warm and sunny Saturday afternoon, a group of Scientologists led by...

    Tom Cruise were plotting to take action on their
    plan to
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    Post by Percy Sat Feb 27, 2010 5:39 pm

    dabobkat wrote:
    Paximus wrote:Meanwhile, across town, on a warm and sunny Saturday afternoon, a group of Scientologists led by...

    Tom Cruise were plotting to take action on their
    plan to

    expose the evil Jim Henson and the murder and mayhem his muppets have caused. As many people started to gather around the group, Tom, with bullhorn in hand, began shouting...
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    Post by claudicici Sun Feb 28, 2010 12:26 am

    "these muppets are dangerous,they failed to take their vitamins ,vitamins make you happy,i'm so happy ...and oh yes i love this woman even though...
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    Post by Guest Sun Feb 28, 2010 1:29 am

    I’ve brainwashed her into thinking I’m a great
    actor and a god in bed. Now she will
    follow me blindly as will all of you as I lead you into
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    Post by Percy Sun Feb 28, 2010 2:12 pm

    dabobkat wrote:I’ve brainwashed her into thinking I’m a great
    actor and a god in bed. Now she will
    follow me blindly as will all of you as I lead you into

    "hell, that's right friends, we Scientologists make no bones about it, our ultimate destination is hell and we have no problem or moral quandry leading you there, but first you must..."


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    Post by Guest Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:17 pm

    Paximus wrote:

    "hell, that right friends, we Scientologists make no bones about it, our ultimate destination is hell and we have no problem or moral quandry leading you there, but first you must..."




    Believe that Battlefield Earth was a great movie and the
    true destiny of our universe otherwise you will never
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    Post by karma Sun Feb 28, 2010 3:24 pm

    dabobkat wrote:
    Paximus wrote:

    "hell, that right friends, we Scientologists make no bones about it, our ultimate destination is hell and we have no problem or moral quandry leading you there, but first you must..."

    be accepted into our clan, and trust me since Tom wasn't acting in War of the Words, it's gonna happen and you have to be prepared!
    Go forth into the world and gather




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