The Improv Game

karma wrote:

dabobkat wrote:

Paximus wrote:

"hell, that right friends, we Scientologists make no bones about it, our ultimate destination is hell and we have no problem or moral quandry leading you there, but first you must..."

be accepted into our clan, and trust me since Tom wasn't acting in War of the Words, it's gonna happen and you have to be prepared!
Go forth into the world and gather



Believe that Battlefield Earth was a great movie and the
true destiny of our universe otherwise you will never

Paximus wrote:

karma wrote:

dabobkat wrote:

Paximus wrote:

"hell, that right friends, we Scientologists make no bones about it, our ultimate destination is hell and we have no problem or moral quandry leading you there, but first you must..."

be accepted into our clan, and trust me since Tom wasn't acting in War of the Words, it's gonna happen and you have to be prepared!
Go forth into the world and gather



Believe that Battlefield Earth was a great movie and the
true destiny of our universe otherwise you will never

"gather all the little children up for us so we can brainwash them and hide the truth from them, which is: I pimp for Scientology only because they have a file on me and can prove that I am a..."

karma wrote:

Paximus wrote:

karma wrote:

dabobkat wrote:

Paximus wrote:

"hell, that right friends, we Scientologists make no bones about it, our ultimate destination is hell and we have no problem or moral quandry leading you there, but first you must..."

be accepted into our clan, and trust me since Tom wasn't acting in War of the Words, it's gonna happen and you have to be prepared!
Go forth into the world and gather



Believe that Battlefield Earth was a great movie and the
true destiny of our universe otherwise you will never

"gather all the little children up for us so we can brainwash them and hide the truth from them, which is: I pimp for Scientology only because they have a file on me and can prove that I am a..."

alien from another galaxy. MIB is a true thing. Just the other day I saw.......

earthenjug wrote:just come with me. We'll give you lots of vitamins and you'll be healthy and happy, until

Paximus wrote:
"Until, everyone finds out that like me, you are a homosexual and that we are only pimping for Scientology because they are blackmailing us. You know me well enough, John, and you know that I..."

dabobkat wrote:

Paximus wrote:
"Until, everyone finds out that like me, you are a homosexual and that we are only pimping for Scientology because they are blackmailing us. You know me well enough, John, and you know that I..."

“That I never really got Katie pregnant but used a
donor. That’s why when Niki and I were
married she always looked so unhappy.”





Meanwhile back in my car Kermit and I were still trying to
figure a way out of this Miss Piggy thing when I passed a

Paximus wrote:

dabobkat wrote:

Paximus wrote:
"Until, everyone finds out that like me, you are a homosexual and that we are only pimping for Scientology because they are blackmailing us. You know me well enough, John, and you know that I..."

“That I never really got Katie pregnant but used a
donor. That’s why when Niki and I were
married she always looked so unhappy.”





Meanwhile back in my car Kermit and I were still trying to
figure a way out of this Miss Piggy thing when I passed a

a kidney stone and had to have Kermit rush me to the nearest emergency room. While waiting in the traige/lobby to see a doctor and in terrible pain, begging the fucking nurse for percocets or morphine injections, an old friend and partner in crime walked in and sat down next to me and asked...

dabobkat wrote:

Paximus wrote:

dabobkat wrote:

Paximus wrote:
"Until, everyone finds out that like me, you are a homosexual and that we are only pimping for Scientology because they are blackmailing us. You know me well enough, John, and you know that I..."

“That I never really got Katie pregnant but used a
donor. That’s why when Niki and I were
married she always looked so unhappy.”





Meanwhile back in my car Kermit and I were still trying to
figure a way out of this Miss Piggy thing when I passed a

a kidney stone and had to have Kermit rush me to the nearest emergency room. While waiting in the traige/lobby to see a doctor and in terrible pain, begging the fucking nurse for percocets or morphine injections, an old friend and partner in crime walked in and sat down next to me and asked...

What the fuck are you doing with this frog dude?
The cops are looking for him in connection with Miss Piggy disappearing
Shocked I asked him if he knew

Paximus wrote:

Anything about this and how much he would charge to make it all go away. He responded with a concerned look on his face "Well I could make a few phone calls since youre an old friend but its gonna cost you at least..."

dabobkat wrote:

Paximus wrote:

Anything about this and how much he would charge to make it all go away. He responded with a concerned look on his face "Well I could make a few phone calls since youre an old friend but its gonna cost you at least..."

A blow job form Katie Holmes while Tom Cruise watches

I told him I’m not sure I could do that since Katie is not in town with Tom
I asked if he would settle for

karma wrote:

Betty White. The look on his face was...

dabobkat wrote:

karma wrote:

Betty White. The look on his face was...

Excited. He has always been a fan of Betty White, ever since Mary Tyler Moore show He asked if he could get it on

earthenjug wrote:

dabobkat wrote:

karma wrote:

Betty White. The look on his face was...

Excited. He has always been a fan of Betty White, ever since Mary Tyler Moore show He asked if he could get it on

tape so he could watch it as often as he wanted. "I don't see why not. Just take care of the damn body in the trunk."
"dude," he said.

Paximus wrote:

earthenjug wrote:

dabobkat wrote:

karma wrote:

Betty White. The look on his face was...

Excited. He has always been a fan of Betty White, ever since Mary Tyler Moore show He asked if he could get it on

tape so he could watch it as often as he wanted. "I don't see why not. Just take care of the damn body in the trunk."
"dude," he said.

We then turned to the issue of Merv Griffen, and old friend of ours and he told me...

karma wrote:Then Kermit asked for some help....

earthenjug wrote:killed her? you're fing insane. sure, we can have the cat kill kermit later, but we gotta figure out how to make sure he gets all the blame for this Miss Piggy thing. I am not going down for that annoying green snot.

dabobkat wrote:

earthenjug wrote:killed her? you're fing insane. sure, we can have the cat kill kermit later, but we gotta figure out how to make sure he gets all the blame for this Miss Piggy thing. I am not going down for that annoying green snot.

My friend thought for a few minutes and then said “I know this may sound a bit barbaric but we can always cut her up and

karma wrote:
roast her over an open pit and charge people money for the dish. That way we can....

dabobkat wrote:

karma wrote:
roast her over an open pit and charge people money for the dish. That way we can....

Make enough money for Kermit's defense
That is if we can find an attny who will work cheap
So I turned on my iphone and went on line to find an attny